Is it true if you go down to Brick Lane on a Sunday, you are bound to find your bike that was robbed?
My flatmates bikes have been stolen. If you see a baby blue Birdie with a rogue that looks a bit like the last picture- can you steal it back off them?
LAST SEEN@ Haggerston Park on Sunday 12th August.
Who is the moron that goes around with wire cutters stealing all the bikes?
FUCKING YES.
HYPED.
Ok so it’s not official but word on the hackney street’s is that the Spice Girls will be making a come back for the closing ceremony. Some bird at work who is selling her flat had a dancer from the show come on down to view her flat and spilled the beans. If it’s wrong, dont kick off. But if i am right- GET IN!
David Bowie
Spice Girls
The Beatles
Jessie (shit) J
Annie Lennox
care about anyone else. I want to chant ’ people of the world - spice up your life’ So haggerston park again yes? Let’s all get their early and get pissed.
…They actually dont. Literally stand their sucking on straws and pulluing in gussetts and pouting. Although, they do need to socialise somewhere and with the closure of CAMP, they now have a temporary venue where they can let their skinny jeans down.
Now I have completed my field stints, smelling of shit and with knots in my hair – I am ready to get back involved with what is gwarning around London. So what has been happening?
How can it be August next week already? For those of you who have been walking past the Hackney House just on Kingsland Road, don’t be fooled. It’s a pop up space for invites only. However I am working my magic to see if I can get in to the Labrinth gig on the 11th – anyone going and fancy doing a write up?
Paloma Fiath is launching the opening on the 27th on Friday, so if you are going down make the most of it. Looks like it will be pretty sick!
There are some more fashion and digital events taking place over the coming weeks so stay tuned!
A new place to catch some sprayed on jeans, tash’s and brougues - YIPPEEEE!
I actually think the location of the new Cock Tavern (E8, Mare Street) may have a mixture of punters. Perhaps some youths trying to get served?
Anyway, its opening soon and I AM ALL OVER IT. If you have been a hard Biddle Bros. fan and have moved 500 metres up the road to the Clapton Hart, there is now a new place to spread your wings. I have not been out and about sipping the delights of Brooklyn Beer in a while - pay day this weekend means Lower Clapton Road will get a bashing.
Thanks YEAHHACKNEY for the photo.
Wowza, busy busy busy bee’s we are in the Powerhouse residence. I have not had time to update this delicious blog.
Anyway for all of you who are over Lovebox and Fielday and don’t have any plans to fork out for Bloc, perhaps Pleasure Gardens may be of interest?
Go to PONTOON DOCK (WTF) to get to the festival which starts from 1pm.
I have actually taken some time out of my busy days (..of drinking and going to the coffeeshops in Amsterdam) to bring you a mini masterclass of Textual Analysis.
If you fancy learning some new skills, meeting some new people and being very critical of everything I say, come on down. We have 8 spaces left!
It’s Friday and usually that means: get down the oub, get smashed and eat a kebab on the way home. As it’s the Jubilee Weekend, perhaps get some Scones on the way home or wait for a brunch the next day…
Anyway, I will indeed be drinking and getting in the spirit so don’t expect a peep out of me this weekend. I want to hear all about your weekend of drunken foolishness or if you are a sober puppy - your tales of woe looking after all the other messy fuckers.
For those of you who want to get on and learn something fun on the 8th July I will be hosting a Textual Analysis session - more info to follow after the hangover.
Have a great one Queenie.
Lots of Love - Hackkers Hippers
…Not really. Well yeah, actually yes. A replica will be made and strapped to a barge on the Regents Canal. If you want to see your majisty bobbing down the waters, head down on Saturday for free.
The idea behind this is to make a complete mockery of the canal with as many floats, rubber rings and canoes as possible. The aim is to make it the MOST MASSIVE FLOATING PARTY EVER!
Large sound system will also be in play….
11am meet at Union Wharf near Islington (check the facebook page)
